I’m terribly sorry, ma’am, but we placed your daughter at a fundamental Christian high school because the government says so, also, we are sending her to live with the most powerful family in town where they will teach her to violently hate atheists like you and your husband and mold her to become the devoted silent wife of the next superstar of religious motivational speaking.
It now seems the fundamentalist high school we placed your daughter in, is now a liberal minded Christian high school and the family she was sent to has dissolved because the patriarch was found to be the ringleader of a child pornography ring and his wife wound up in a mental hospital. We are going to send your daughter to a Catholic school instead and she will be living with me and my housekeeper.
It gives me great displeasure to give custody of your daughter back as the new government has ordered me to, also, I have been advised to tell you that I am a sadistic bible thumping, child beating monster who don’t know the true history of spirituality and Christianity, also, I am to pay her therapist for all her sessions. You are now free to encourage her to open her mind again.